Darkside is silly.

[azurelunatic]

The running joke is that Darkside is going to pour soda down my cleavage. For the past few days I've been wearing high-necked shirts, and claiming he couldn't dump the soda down my cleavage this way... this morning he decided to demonstrate how he would...

Having Darkside yank the neck of my shirt out in that fashion is highly disconcerting, and very amusing.