Cursing.

[azurelunatic]

I spouted off Shane Simpson's "You bowlegged bald-headed two-bit son of a sperm bubble out of a lesbian whore's yeast infected pussy on period weekend" at Darkside today when demonstrating where I learn my swearing from.

I'd been cursing my headache, and I'd said "Bloody ow. Bloody hell. Ow." Darkside laughed and told me I'd been hanging around him too long, and I told him that he was a good role model for cursing; my other examples were FatherSir: "God Damn Son of a Bitch!", Mama: "Shit!", Votania's general sailor mouth, and Shawn's use of Shane's curse: "You bowlegged bald-headed..."

Darkside had never heard the "bowlegged bald-headed" string before, and was interested. I really must ask FatherSir what GrandfatherSir's cuss-chain was.

Comments

[amberfox.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's a really impressive curse! My family's traditional "God-damned mother-fucking son of a bitch!" (said on a steadily rising pitch and volume) doesn't seem *nearly* as bad now. *G*

[azurelunatic]

I seem to have started a new round of local creative cursing.

[azurelunatic]

My father sent me my family's traditional curse. It's impressive. I like it. I'm not sure if I'm going to share it, though, since my father cautioned me against cheapening the family heritage through vain use.