All dizzy.

[azurelunatic]

Neighbor's friend, the married one with the beard whose eyeballs I was considering pulling out of my cleavage, who shall hereafter be referred to as Skippy, noticed my being dizzy. He recommended water. The calculation is evidently 1 ounce of water per pound of body weight per day. We'll see if that helps the dizzy.

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[justjohn.livejournal.com]

... whose eyeballs I was considering pulling out of my cleavage, ...

Sounds like a particularly grizzly magic trick.

"And with a wave of the wand .... So, are THESE your eyeballs?"

[azurelunatic]

I wear tank tops. I am a DDD cup.

I have been considering keeping some eyeball marbles in my pocket, to palm, pull out of my cleavage, and return to the abashed men that they belong to.

Skippy was there when I pioneered the idea for my friends, and applauded muchly. He isn't one of the usual offenders, though few of my friends do go ahead with that whole staring thing without being invited to.

[sionainn.livejournal.com]

1 oz per pound of body weight can't be right.... "they" recommend an average of 8 glasses of water a day... and an average glass is 8 oz... so 64oz in a day for an average person... Who the hell weighs 64lbs? An average person at 140lbs would have to drink 140ozs of water and that is roughly equivalent to over a gallon of water!

Okay, enough rambling. Howdy, I found you via crisavec's friends page. Nice to meet ya...

[azurelunatic]

I think it is right, because it goes along with everything I've heard... at least for Phoenix AZ.

[azurelunatic]

And hi.

I'm a displaced Alaskan suffering through Arizona.