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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2002-08-29 03:17 pm

All dizzy.

Neighbor's friend, the married one with the beard whose eyeballs I was considering pulling out of my cleavage, who shall hereafter be referred to as Skippy, noticed my being dizzy. He recommended water. The calculation is evidently 1 ounce of water per pound of body weight per day. We'll see if that helps the dizzy.

[identity profile] justjohn.livejournal.com 2002-08-29 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
... whose eyeballs I was considering pulling out of my cleavage, ...

Sounds like a particularly grizzly magic trick.

"And with a wave of the wand .... So, are THESE your eyeballs?"

[identity profile] sionainn.livejournal.com 2002-08-30 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
1 oz per pound of body weight can't be right.... "they" recommend an average of 8 glasses of water a day... and an average glass is 8 oz... so 64oz in a day for an average person... Who the hell weighs 64lbs? An average person at 140lbs would have to drink 140ozs of water and that is roughly equivalent to over a gallon of water!

Okay, enough rambling. Howdy, I found you via [livejournal.com profile] crisavec's friends page. Nice to meet ya...