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azurelunatic) wrote2001-07-03 09:13 am
azurelunatic) wrote2001-07-03 09:13 am
As a dyke, same answers for the questions that were the same... honestly for the rest...
According to the Gay Test...
You are 57% GAY!
The typical lesbian is only 38% gay!
Here's how you compare:
people less gay than you (45%)
people just as gay as you (4%)
people gayer than you (50%)
OK, so I'm definitely gay. I give up. I thought I was going to come out so straight. I guess it was the sports team that did it. Soccer and fencing, way in my distant youth, for those who are interested, not to mention duct-tape swords with the crowd of anime dudes.
OK, I admit it, I'm FUCKING QUEER AS A $3 BILL!!
...Never mind that I'd jump Darkside (very male, for those who are interested) in a picosecond if he gave me the chance at him.
Never mind that I *do* look better in lace than in leather.
OK, so objectively, if I kept my brain out of it, and my common sense, my hormones would specify that my female roommate is more attractive to me than Darkside is. But you see, you can train the brain to not notice things like that, if it becomes very apparent to the brain that if the body goes ga-ga over Sis, Sis will first give me a stern talking-to with her fists, and then with any other blunt or sharp or rusty object to hand, et cetera.
That's if I made a physical pass at her.
Hell yes she's homophobic. But she's my sister. She's cool with gay guys -- dykes like me worry her, because her underlying assumptions with anyone before it's proven that they won't is that if they're attracted to her they'll do something rude and physical without even asking. I inquired if she swang that way, and then when it proved she didn't, didn't pursue the issue.
It would be really nice if she could give her brain a good housecleaning on the subject, but since I've got my own bats in my own belfry, I'm not one to talk. I wish she'd just admit that yes, she is a homophobe, but she prides herself on being so open-minded....
*sigh* It'll catch up to her someday (it always does ... every time she puffs herself up about something she takes a queen-sized fall) and I hope it's not too bad...
You are 57% GAY!
The typical lesbian is only 38% gay!
Here's how you compare:
people less gay than you (45%)
people just as gay as you (4%)
people gayer than you (50%)
OK, so I'm definitely gay. I give up. I thought I was going to come out so straight. I guess it was the sports team that did it. Soccer and fencing, way in my distant youth, for those who are interested, not to mention duct-tape swords with the crowd of anime dudes.
OK, I admit it, I'm FUCKING QUEER AS A $3 BILL!!
...Never mind that I'd jump Darkside (very male, for those who are interested) in a picosecond if he gave me the chance at him.
Never mind that I *do* look better in lace than in leather.
OK, so objectively, if I kept my brain out of it, and my common sense, my hormones would specify that my female roommate is more attractive to me than Darkside is. But you see, you can train the brain to not notice things like that, if it becomes very apparent to the brain that if the body goes ga-ga over Sis, Sis will first give me a stern talking-to with her fists, and then with any other blunt or sharp or rusty object to hand, et cetera.
That's if I made a physical pass at her.
Hell yes she's homophobic. But she's my sister. She's cool with gay guys -- dykes like me worry her, because her underlying assumptions with anyone before it's proven that they won't is that if they're attracted to her they'll do something rude and physical without even asking. I inquired if she swang that way, and then when it proved she didn't, didn't pursue the issue.
It would be really nice if she could give her brain a good housecleaning on the subject, but since I've got my own bats in my own belfry, I'm not one to talk. I wish she'd just admit that yes, she is a homophobe, but she prides herself on being so open-minded....
*sigh* It'll catch up to her someday (it always does ... every time she puffs herself up about something she takes a queen-sized fall) and I hope it's not too bad...
Re: the *scary* thing is...
One amusing moment: Shawn and I were at a dance once, about two-three years back, and we simultaneously spotted Hot People. "Yeeeeow," he said, looking in one direction. "Uh-*huh!*" I said, looking in almost the same direction.
We compared notes. He was looking at the chick in the red dress; I was looking at the guy in the leather jacket. He told me that she reminded him of someone, but he couldn't quite place who it was. I nodded -- I was getting the same vibe from the guy in the leather jacket.
Five minutes or so of eye candy pass, when Shawn suddenly places her. "Oh my God, she looks like my *mother*!" he says, and starts freaking. I check the chick out again. Sure enough, the chick in the red dress superficially resembles Shawn's very attractive young mother.
Shawn beats his head against a pillar, making unhappy noises.
I take another look at the guy in the jacket and freeze up. "...Shawn...." I say, "...I just noticed. I have a photograph of my father, when he was young, wearing a leather jacket..."
Shawn beats *my* head against the pillar. I make unhappy noises.