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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2002-09-13 05:54 am
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I have two white bras of the same design.

Had, rather.

Now it's up to three.

I have no fucking idea how this happened.

One is in the laundry basket. I am wearing one. One is in the clean laundry pile on the floor.

...Right.
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[identity profile] tsjafo.livejournal.com 2002-09-13 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
One of the three is an alien imposter. Guess which one? *grin*
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[personal profile] azurelunatic 2002-09-13 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well, since it's not the one I wore yesterday, and the one I'm wearing today has distinctive markings (in the way of a safety pin holding it together), I'd guess it'll be the one I'm wearing tomorrow after I stab a stake through its heart.

<azzgrin>

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[identity profile] tsjafo.livejournal.com 2002-09-13 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know about stabbing it through the heart. You may be able to establish a mutually beneficial relationship. Especially if it gives massages.
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[personal profile] azurelunatic 2002-09-13 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. You're right. I'll send it to the Alien Contact Division.

[identity profile] n3m3sis42.livejournal.com 2002-09-13 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
The obvious answer is that they procreated. Bras have a right to be happy too, you know.
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[personal profile] azurelunatic 2002-09-13 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. I guess this one does have a hole, now...

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[identity profile] n3m3sis42.livejournal.com 2002-09-13 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, baby. :)

[identity profile] tyrantmouth.livejournal.com 2002-09-13 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Divison of cells.

Which means there's a fourth one lurking about your place now, too, waiting for its moment...
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[personal profile] azurelunatic 2002-09-13 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh! Yay! That would be very good, considering that I don't have enough anyway.

Darkside still teases me about my bras.

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[identity profile] tyrantmouth.livejournal.com 2002-09-13 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I need to get mine to make with the dividing and multiplying. I'm down to just a handful of decent ones, and only two I'd ever let someone undressing me see. And I'm broke, and you know they charge extra, it seems, for pretty bras in our sizes. C'mon, guys, it's not like it's that much extra fabric. :P
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[personal profile] azurelunatic 2002-09-13 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I have, now, six that are about the right size. Still haven't found the magic size yet. Three are white, three are black, two are badly torn, all three white ones are no longer white, and the two non-damaged black ones are more uncomfortable than a bad fuck.

Darkside teases when my bra color and my shirt color don't match. He's a silly.
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