"And what do we do every night, Pinky?" "Fuck like mad weasels?"

[azurelunatic]

Much thumping from bathroom, and turning of tap off and on, and sliding of curtain rod. This is getting amusing. Not sure how long they've been in there.

I love my life, and I love this bachelor apartment. Dude's girlfriend and I tried to explain it all to a bemused Wal*Mart checkout clerk today, upon her seeing of the large amounts of candles and cheap store-brand Mountain Dew ripoff. We didn't succeed very well.

That's OK. This is family, dammit...

Comments

[sixftblndbmbshl.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry but you're room mate and his shower buddy remind me SO much of me and Jason. His room mate can always tell when we're "done" because we go in the bathroom and "clean"

[azurelunatic]

yeah.... but they do the whole thing in the shower...

[acpizza.livejournal.com]

;-)

No, Pinky. We're going to take over the world!

THEN we can fuck like mad weasels.

[azurelunatic]

::laughs at great length::

[todfox.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I recognize that quote.

Shower sex is fun, at least that's what I recall of last time I had some.

Hmm...

[azurelunatic]

It is fun, from what I remember of the only time I had some, more than a year ago...

[acpizza.livejournal.com]

Yeah, what ever.

I suck.

I take up too much space.

I am too damn big for shower sex. Even with another female who was tall enough, even if she was as lanky as I, or not, theres the legs problem. Too much legs.

I cant even straighten out my legs in 90% of bathtubs. YES, sitting up at a 90 degree angle. But since I can reach the top shelf, my life must be oh so easy. Blah. Last night a million years ago at the company meeting they were bitching about back room items in the wrong place and one guy said just stick it in the box next to it, and the assistant manager and the manager to be said no each backroom item has an overstock location also.

yeah, the topmost shelf. I was appalled to find this was a problem. come on you people it takes what 10 seconds to put something up there. and i got dirty looks because it didnt occur to me that none of these idiots are capable of putting things up there.

Well, excuse me, but those fuckers are the ones always leaving the couple dozen or so stools, ladders, and other climby things that I havent ever used ONCE in the ellesworth store where they can be tripped over really easily.

Arghh.

Shower sex

[azurelunatic]

Actually, the guy I did it with wasn't tall enough... we ended up using the bottom of the bathtub. Hopefully my sister's a better height for him...

I seem to be the tallest in this household ... and there are still some shelves too tall for me... thank the gods for stepstools.