Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (
azurelunatic) wrote2002-09-23 02:38 pm
Definitions: azzgrin
the azzgrin
By now, most of the regulars reading my journal know that my LJ name is the name of one of my former multiple personalities, who was a Malkavian I played briefly, the name of whom was originally the stage name of the lead singer of the band I was planning to form one day, which I got off a punk band name generator in the late '90's. Associated with Azz, my Malkavian personality, was a particularly unsettling very wide grin, showing plenty of teeth, with an unholy gleam in the eye. Many grins are less settling when the grinner is wearing sunglasses. The Azz-grin is far less settling when the eyes are visible too. For those who follow the series, think perhaps the grin of Miles in manic-mode, having just come up with a Cunning Plan.
Those who know me have come to display apprehension at the sight of the azzgrin. It could be that I've just developed a new and more deadly form of mixed drinks, or come across a brilliant quote, or horrid joke -- or it could mean something far more deadly to their immediate situation and sanity. So far, I've been mostly harmless. Will I be this time?
By now, most of the regulars reading my journal know that my LJ name is the name of one of my former multiple personalities, who was a Malkavian I played briefly, the name of whom was originally the stage name of the lead singer of the band I was planning to form one day, which I got off a punk band name generator in the late '90's. Associated with Azz, my Malkavian personality, was a particularly unsettling very wide grin, showing plenty of teeth, with an unholy gleam in the eye. Many grins are less settling when the grinner is wearing sunglasses. The Azz-grin is far less settling when the eyes are visible too. For those who follow the series, think perhaps the grin of Miles in manic-mode, having just come up with a Cunning Plan.
Those who know me have come to display apprehension at the sight of the azzgrin. It could be that I've just developed a new and more deadly form of mixed drinks, or come across a brilliant quote, or horrid joke -- or it could mean something far more deadly to their immediate situation and sanity. So far, I've been mostly harmless. Will I be this time?

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Or, I might try to seduce someone.
Or cook.
Any of the above are met with apprehension from those who know and love me.
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I'd have thrown dishes in the dishwasher, be scrubbing the sink, stirring something on the stove, and bent over the sink with someone boinking me...
Yeah, I could do it.