Silly Songs

[azurelunatic]

Darkside and I were having a silly songfest this morning, trying to remember the old silly songs from school.

We came up with:

"Deck the halls with gasoline"
"Row, row, row your boat ... throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream"
"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to school we go, with razorblades and hand grenades, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho"

but not much else.

Anybody remember more, or verses to above?

Comments

fun!

[dagny57.livejournal.com]

..."watch the school burn down to ashes falalalalalalalala..aren't you glad you played with matches falalalala lalalala"

I feel like I'm on a field trip again!
Our third grade class had one sung to "oh christmas tree" for a classmate:

Oh Todd the Toad, oh Todd the Toad
why are you lying in the road?
(repeat)
You used to hop, and jump about
But now your guts are spilling out

Oh Todd the Toad, oh Todd the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?

budding Shakepeares every one of us!

Re: fun!

[azurelunatic]

I'd never heard "Todd the Toad" before...

Re: fun!

[dagny57.livejournal.com]

well, it was specific to our school..we had a kinda dorky mean kid named Todd in our third grade class..our ire led to the lyrics around christmastime. love for your fellow man and all that....

[karlita.livejournal.com]

"Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
Batmobile Lost its wheel
and Joker Broke his Leg"

[karlita.livejournal.com]

This was more like a chant or a cheer:

"Re-gurgi-tate
Re-gurgi-tate
Throw up all that food you ate.
Vomit. Vomit.
Ahhhhrrrrghhh"

[azurelunatic]

That's a new one for me!

[greyowl.livejournal.com]

"Glory, glory, hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler..."

The teacher wound up getting fired over it, so class got canceled, but I don't remember the exact words.

(Upon rereading: the teacher in the song got fired, not the one in my elementary school.)

[azurelunatic]

Ahh yes.

*snicker*

So odd you should say that...

[lasayla.livejournal.com]

I'd been toying with the idea of setting up a community for posting dips, chants and skipping rhymes for some time. Your post reminded me of it and thanks to my anonymous benefactor I had codes to spare, so...

doggerel

Join! Spread the word! Reminisce!

Re: So odd you should say that...

[azurelunatic]

Yaaaay!

[ishmael02.livejournal.com]

great green globs of glimy, gloomy gopher guts
Mutilated Monkey meat
chopped up baby parakeet...



*snicker*

Ishmael

[azurelunatic]

Ahh yes. And I forgot my spoon!