Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
azurelunatic) wrote2002-10-02 09:04 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2002-10-02 09:04 pm
Advice from Darkside
...on how to get rid of former boyfriends who aren't wanted anymore, and haven't quite realized it:
If you ever see them again, purchase a large live King Crab.
Stick it down their pants.
This should, hopefully, convey the message.
Gosh, he can get vicious. ...All for one guy who made a pattern of upsetting me? Wow. This is the same guy, though, who cheered me on for having bitten BJ in a very painful and personal place... I suppose it only logically follows that Darkside should still be showing the same level of protectiveness, even now that the acute phase has passed.
If you ever see them again, purchase a large live King Crab.
Stick it down their pants.
This should, hopefully, convey the message.
Gosh, he can get vicious. ...All for one guy who made a pattern of upsetting me? Wow. This is the same guy, though, who cheered me on for having bitten BJ in a very painful and personal place... I suppose it only logically follows that Darkside should still be showing the same level of protectiveness, even now that the acute phase has passed.