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azurelunatic) wrote2002-10-02 09:19 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2002-10-02 09:19 pm
Alienating Ashford
AJ and I have decided that while we're going to get as much learning as we can out of Ashford's class, his current attitude towards his students makes the class a big joke. The next speech up is the Demonstration Speech, where we must demonstrate to the class how to do something as a professional does it.
The requirements: Must be six minutes long, must have a visual aid, and must not involve bringing the following to class: Animals, weapons, or booze. And no, Duck, you may not bring in your motorcycle. We already discussed that.
AJ had been giving some thought to the requirements of the speech, and we started talking about it in the cafeteria this morning before Darkside got there. "What about cunnilingus?" I suggested.
AJ's thought, actually, had been along slightly similar lines. As a former resident of a nuclear submarine, he was thinking that he is expertly qualified to demonstrate at least fifteen different forms of self-pleasuring... but the cunnilingus demonstration was just too much for his early-morning calm to handle. He busted out with the snickering, and began plotting out the potential speech in his head. Visual aids would include an inflatable partner and a diagram of the appropriate body parts...
The requirements: Must be six minutes long, must have a visual aid, and must not involve bringing the following to class: Animals, weapons, or booze. And no, Duck, you may not bring in your motorcycle. We already discussed that.
AJ had been giving some thought to the requirements of the speech, and we started talking about it in the cafeteria this morning before Darkside got there. "What about cunnilingus?" I suggested.
AJ's thought, actually, had been along slightly similar lines. As a former resident of a nuclear submarine, he was thinking that he is expertly qualified to demonstrate at least fifteen different forms of self-pleasuring... but the cunnilingus demonstration was just too much for his early-morning calm to handle. He busted out with the snickering, and began plotting out the potential speech in his head. Visual aids would include an inflatable partner and a diagram of the appropriate body parts...
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...which is going to be all men but for myself and Bambi...
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