Toilet. Large carnivorous lizard. No injuries!

pornish_pixies: "About Face" -- Harry/Draco. Crackfic.

fryadvocate writes "The Best Part of Breaking Up" -- Barbie, Ken, et cetera. Crackfic.

underpope spawns "Braiding the Monkey" as a new phrase (or euphemism) of dubious meaning.


Last night I turned off the soup and put it in containers in the refrigerator. It had started to stick to the sides in the most disconcerting way. I do not think that I have the spare time it takes to properly tend a perpetual soup! Not at the moment. I am still not sure how many hours I am working tomorrow. For that matter, I'm still not sure how much I'll be working today...