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azurelunatic) wrote2001-07-29 11:16 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2001-07-29 11:16 pm
Phone sex
Well, I thought I was through with that job.
But...
You see, I was doing a survey today... with a guy about 16 or 17 years old...
he started trying to have phone sex with me. It was hysterically funny. Having been the real deal for a while, however short, I found his attempts pathetic at best, and hysterically funny. I had a giggling fit for about five minutes. Jose asked me if I was OK, the Jose in Darkside's class group. I was -- I was just ... oy. That was funny and sick all at the same time.
This kid thought that he was the shit. He was just a silly little dumbfuck. Gods. What a poser. Him and his bored-ass little friends, with nothing better to do than harrass a telephone surveyor...
Yeah, I'm one of the lowest forms of life on earth. It's my goddamn job though. Ah well.
It was funny as all hell.
But...
You see, I was doing a survey today... with a guy about 16 or 17 years old...
he started trying to have phone sex with me. It was hysterically funny. Having been the real deal for a while, however short, I found his attempts pathetic at best, and hysterically funny. I had a giggling fit for about five minutes. Jose asked me if I was OK, the Jose in Darkside's class group. I was -- I was just ... oy. That was funny and sick all at the same time.
This kid thought that he was the shit. He was just a silly little dumbfuck. Gods. What a poser. Him and his bored-ass little friends, with nothing better to do than harrass a telephone surveyor...
Yeah, I'm one of the lowest forms of life on earth. It's my goddamn job though. Ah well.
It was funny as all hell.
OMG
Re: OMG
I just could not believe him!
What a loser. What a loser.
That was just so funny, though. I just died cracking up. I mean... "How much do you agree or disagree with the statement 'I would go out of my way to get the *best* fast food hamburger'?"
"I would fuuuuck the burger...I would squeeze its buns... I would stick my dick into it..."
"The statement is 'I would go out of my way to get the best fast food hamburger.' Do you agree with this statement or disagree with it?"
"Oh baaaaaaby...."
"Riiiiight. 'I would go out of my way to get the best fast food hamburger.' It's not that hard a question, kid."
Help her!
Dear GOD! Someone PLEASE remind her to blink!
Re: Help her!