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azurelunatic) wrote2001-07-29 11:16 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2001-07-29 11:16 pm
Phone sex
Well, I thought I was through with that job.
But...
You see, I was doing a survey today... with a guy about 16 or 17 years old...
he started trying to have phone sex with me. It was hysterically funny. Having been the real deal for a while, however short, I found his attempts pathetic at best, and hysterically funny. I had a giggling fit for about five minutes. Jose asked me if I was OK, the Jose in Darkside's class group. I was -- I was just ... oy. That was funny and sick all at the same time.
This kid thought that he was the shit. He was just a silly little dumbfuck. Gods. What a poser. Him and his bored-ass little friends, with nothing better to do than harrass a telephone surveyor...
Yeah, I'm one of the lowest forms of life on earth. It's my goddamn job though. Ah well.
It was funny as all hell.
But...
You see, I was doing a survey today... with a guy about 16 or 17 years old...
he started trying to have phone sex with me. It was hysterically funny. Having been the real deal for a while, however short, I found his attempts pathetic at best, and hysterically funny. I had a giggling fit for about five minutes. Jose asked me if I was OK, the Jose in Darkside's class group. I was -- I was just ... oy. That was funny and sick all at the same time.
This kid thought that he was the shit. He was just a silly little dumbfuck. Gods. What a poser. Him and his bored-ass little friends, with nothing better to do than harrass a telephone surveyor...
Yeah, I'm one of the lowest forms of life on earth. It's my goddamn job though. Ah well.
It was funny as all hell.
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