More SQL musings

[azurelunatic]

Many bad puns may be derived from the concept ALTER TABLE when looked at by a witch or other Practitioner.

Comments

[ornjkitty.livejournal.com]

Drat. I was thinking along the lines of:

"1D20 Creature Turned Into
1 Toad
2 Newt
3 Tree Frog
4 Turtle
5 Ferret
6 Gelatinous Ooze
..." You get the picture.