Random Screaming

[azurelunatic]

So I was slightly tipsy, and bent over the sink brushing my teeth, having already removed the garments from my lower limbs.

Suddenly, I am touched, upon the cleft that is exposed over the upper limits of my undies when I am bent over the sink.

SCREECH!! quoth I, and turned around fast, the better to deck any intruders and/or ghosts.


No ghost, this, but a little grey cat skidding out of the bathroom.

Opened the door a crack and stuck my head out to inform the rest of the household that I was OK, just... startled. Very.


Cat?

If you know what's good for you, don't touch my butt.

Comments

[azurelunatic]

Her take on it...

[lasayla.livejournal.com]

Did I mention how much the pet journals crack me up?

It's a pity Little Fayoumis is so far from minimum LJ age. Although I suppose he could sometimes do guest entries for yours or Votania's LJ once his writing's improved.

Based on the Pinky and the Brain/Rapunzel crossover alchemine's kid posted in her mom's journal a while back, I think it would be a riot.

[azurelunatic]

When he gets writing more, he'll get an LJ of his own.

[amberfox.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Ah, aren't cats great?

[azurelunatic]

...yeah. Great.

[retch.livejournal.com]

lol
yay kitties!

[azurelunatic]

Gha. Someone's claws need trimming tomorrow, methinks...

[sionainn.livejournal.com]

Oh THAT is hysterical! *stifles a giggle*

My absolute favorite part: SCREECH!! quoth I


*falls over giggling again*

[azurelunatic]

She's lucky I didn't have the bonky flashlight...