Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
azurelunatic) wrote2003-05-06 11:05 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2003-05-06 11:05 pm
Random Screaming
So I was slightly tipsy, and bent over the sink brushing my teeth, having already removed the garments from my lower limbs.
Suddenly, I am touched, upon the cleft that is exposed over the upper limits of my undies when I am bent over the sink.
SCREECH!! quoth I, and turned around fast, the better to deck any intruders and/or ghosts.
No ghost, this, but a little grey cat skidding out of the bathroom.
Opened the door a crack and stuck my head out to inform the rest of the household that I was OK, just... startled. Very.
Cat?
If you know what's good for you, don't touch my butt.
Suddenly, I am touched, upon the cleft that is exposed over the upper limits of my undies when I am bent over the sink.
SCREECH!! quoth I, and turned around fast, the better to deck any intruders and/or ghosts.
No ghost, this, but a little grey cat skidding out of the bathroom.
Opened the door a crack and stuck my head out to inform the rest of the household that I was OK, just... startled. Very.
Cat?
If you know what's good for you, don't touch my butt.
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