azurelunatic: Egyptian Fayoumis hen in full cry.  (loud fayoumis)
Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2003-05-14 12:26 am

[identity profile] grifyn.livejournal.com 2003-05-14 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm assuming that a cockhobbit is a bad thing.

Why do you call him Mr. Shallow, by the way? I mean, it's fairly self-explanatory, but what's the specific reason?

[identity profile] grifyn.livejournal.com 2003-05-14 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
He will think of all this 10-15 years down the road. He'll realize that you were right, and he'll realize that -- with the testosterone, Madison Avenue-programming haze gone from his eyes -- that you were pretty as he remembers you. He'll feel a sort of vacant ache somewhere in his brain, or lower, or maybe in that area where his dick no longer resides.