Return of the Idiots

[azurelunatic]

Mentioning that I'm taken doesn't scare off the idiots, demonstrably.

are_u_it (2:07:32 PM): so you lesbian
azurelunatic (2:08:17 PM): Do I know you?
are_u_it (2:08:32 PM): no but just curious

Debated replying with something very snarky, but decided against it.

Comments

[azurelunatic]

Oh -- don't forget the virgin/whore dichotomy.

So gays are either sickos or like-metrosexuals-only-gay without a sex life to speak of.

And lesbians are either oversexed and actually bi or want to be men.


Having had very little lesbian sex, and never having had fingernails longer than what I can grow myself and keep intact, I wouldn't know.

[boojum.livejournal.com]

Admittedly, I'm basing the fingernails thing mostly on the way my anatomy interacts with A.'s fast-growing nails. ("Ack! You need to trim those!") It might just be a me thing, but from watching long-fingernailed women oh-so-carefully use calculators and things, I think it would be a general problem. The vulva and vaginal walls are just too irregular to not catch and be poked/scraped.

I guess that also raises the question of how long-fingernailed women masturbate. Toys, probably.

(And, honestly, manual sex isn't a necessary part of a sex life. It seems a shame to do without it for fashion (as opposed to RSI or being armless or whatever), but my priorities are different than many people's.)

[azurelunatic]

It does seem to be a general problem. I've never encountered it in person, though.