Fwd: Cross-Cultural Miscummunications (sic)

[azurelunatic]

Warning: joke contains humor based on people not knowing the meaning of a commonly used English phrase. Also R-rated.

A waitress walks up to a table where three $FOREIGN_CULTURE men are seated. When she gets to the table, the waitress notices that the three men are furiously masturbating.

She asks, "What the hell are you three perverts doing?"

One man replies, "We all very hungry!"

She answers, "But why are you jerking off?"

Another man answers, "Because menu say 'First Come, First Served!'"

Comments

[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of a conversation in my Japanese class:
[] means "translated from Japanese"


PROF: [Everyone, what do you have the experience of doing? STUDENT1?]
STUDENT1: [I have the experience of going to Hawaii.]
PROF: [Very good. STUDENT2?]
STUDENT2: [I have the experience of sleeping.]
PROF: [I'm sorry?]
STUDENT2: [The experience of sleeping.]
PROF: (laughs) You have to be careful when you say that.
STUDENTS: ???? (look confused)
PROF: Especially "[with PERSON]."
STUDENTS: Ohhhhhh!

(later)

PROF: [Please give ADVICE to IMAGINARY TEXTBOOK EXAMPLE PERSON. Student1?]
STUDENT1: [It is better to not sleep with various people.]

[azurelunatic]

*giggles*

In the original form of the joke, the men were Japanese, but I decided it conveyed the humor better with the variable to remove cultural bias.

[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

To me, they still came off as Japanese, but that is probably because most of the people I talk to who don't speak good English are Japanese. Or maybe just because the 'forgetting English verb pluralization" thing is associated with "Wise man say..." in my head.

[azurelunatic]

The phrasing. Yes. There are different phrasings for different foreign-language-original-speakers speaking English first.

[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

("Wise man say, do not sit on pit toilet, or you fall in.")

[azurelunatic]

That's just the pits!



*snicker*