Weird Pagan Shit (unfiltered, unlocked)

[azurelunatic]

So I stepped into the shower thinking about rage, flame, beauty, and determination. Next thing I knew, I was snipping the split ends off my hair and realizing that a new deity had just stepped into the place she always was, realizing where the previous deities were allocated and why, and realizing that yeah, that explains a lot, and furthermore, now we're ready to fuck some shit up.

In order of knowing about them, the deities who've laid claim to us are:

Azz/prime: Eris
Naomi: Elohim (yeah, that one, go figure ... um ... Naomi, is there something you want to tell us?)
Marah: Aphrodite (wow, Aphrodite and Eris are a really stable combination...)
and finally
garnetdagger: Diana (and we thought Aphrodite and Eris was a good combination, now watch Aphrodite and Diana!)

Hoo boy. Things are now going to officially get more interesting than they already were.

Additionally, with things set up as they now are, I have to wonder about the possible existence of a potential Bondmate #4 waiting in the wings out there somewhere, because what we need now is another monkey wrench, yes indeed...