Weird Pagan Shit (unfiltered, unlocked)

[azurelunatic]

So I stepped into the shower thinking about rage, flame, beauty, and determination. Next thing I knew, I was snipping the split ends off my hair and realizing that a new deity had just stepped into the place she always was, realizing where the previous deities were allocated and why, and realizing that yeah, that explains a lot, and furthermore, now we're ready to fuck some shit up.

In order of knowing about them, the deities who've laid claim to us are:

Azz/prime: Eris
Naomi: Elohim (yeah, that one, go figure ... um ... Naomi, is there something you want to tell us?)
Marah: Aphrodite (wow, Aphrodite and Eris are a really stable combination...)
and finally
garnetdagger: Diana (and we thought Aphrodite and Eris was a good combination, now watch Aphrodite and Diana!)

Hoo boy. Things are now going to officially get more interesting than they already were.

Additionally, with things set up as they now are, I have to wonder about the possible existence of a potential Bondmate #4 waiting in the wings out there somewhere, because what we need now is another monkey wrench, yes indeed...

Comments

[azurelunatic]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavenly_Mother

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

What would Naomi have to tell you? First of all, you *needed* a male deity to balance out all the rest of that. Second, she more than the rest of you would be able to handle the father-figure. Third, he, more than any other male deity, is the best to actually be a *balance* for three female deities, since you didn't manage to actually pair off two and two. Eloihim being a multiple himself, after all. (Sort of. He is and he isn't. He won't explain the whole 'godhead vs. trinity' thing. He says it doesn't quite make sense in language and as long as we're body-bound, we really can't comprehend it, so we'd better just stick to calling them by their three names and leave it at that.)

[azurelunatic]

It makes me Wonder About Things when I turn out to have deities related to/the same as deities of close associates.

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

Ahh. Well, you've got *four* deities. It's not surprising that out of all of them, you're going to come up with some matches. It'd be statistically startling, I'd think, if at least one of them didn't match up with someone you knew.

[azurelunatic]

Point, but the thing that has me nervous is that it is Known that Naomi is the heir of the body, and that my two closest bondmates are Christian. Nervous is not quite the right word, but it's the "There's Stuff going on here behind the scenes, and I know I'm not getting all the memos ... Naomi, do you know anything more about this than I do?" thing.

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

Well, given that I serve Eloihim myself, and my hubby serves Yeshua...and occasionally he goes through *hissy* fits studying That Damned Book trying to figure out how to spoonfeed truth to his dad who is a Bookist-Guiltian that we're trying to help learn to be a Christian.

[azurelunatic]

Good luck on the teaching there. Owwie.

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Not much choice in the matter. Eloihim and Yeshua have both definitely Claimed him. And they sat me down and put him on my counselling Work list one night. And Eloihim doesn't usually give me Work, Isis does.

[azurelunatic]

*nods*