Alas, a cornucopia of ... links.

[azurelunatic]

Fighting homophobia with ... luuuuurve.
Sick of those smashed-up pairing names? Be sick no more! "Snape/Lupin, shortened to Snupin, shall now be known as Snuggling with Pins."
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis vagina? Note: contains many female anatomical synonyms. Should not be sung in the workplace. Also doesn't rhyme quite at the end. Contains no 'yoni'.

Comments

Re: fighting with luuurve.

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

I liked the link. I do have to say that some boys know how to kiss other boys. I've tested this!

Re: fighting with luuurve.

[azurelunatic]

I should hope under better circumstances than a facemash! *grin*

Re: fighting with luuurve.

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

Well, there have been a lot of different circumstances. I need a good data set after all...

Re: fighting with luuurve.

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

First, one assumes we're talking about straight boys here, because one also assumes that gay boys necessarily know how to kiss boys. So, having specified whom we're discussing, on with the discussion...

Chris hasn't seemed to have any difficulty the times I've seen him kiss other guys, either the pretend-flirty kissage or the real kisses during my birthday present. ^_~

Re: fighting with luuurve.

[azurelunatic]

Kissing a boy is a lot like kissing a girl, except with more stubble-burn.

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

I didn't comment over there because I dislike commenting on a stranger's post days after the post with just another, "yeah, what they said!" It only makes a difference to say such things to people who know you...so I'm saying it here, where you know me. :)

I have also *frequently* been known to walk around hand-in-hand with my female friends, completely platonically. Girls that I've never done anything more intimate with than braid their hair - but holding hands? Sure. It's a girly-thing. It's appropriate, sometimes. *shrug* It only suits certain friendships, and certain moods, but sometimes it works. Hell, Rusty and I used to always walk with our arms around each other's waists, and whenever we were in the same room at fen gatherings, we were practically in each other's laps...but we never even kissed. We talked about it at one point, but I would only have been experimentation on her part, and she decided against it. We were just two very touchy girls who enjoyed being flirty and touching and it made us both feel comfortable and safe...and there wasn't anything lesbian about it.

As for the not-quite-rhyming at the end of the vagina song...there was an alternate variation posted by a commentor you might wish to go back and look at. It has much better rhyming. Though it changes more than is necessary just to fix the rhyming; I much prefer wrapping it in lace than glo-tape, personally, so if I were going to sing the thing, I'd stick with the originally lace line, as that change doesn't matter to the rhyming scheme. :)

[azurelunatic]

Did you see the sex-educational takeoff on the Llama song?

[thette.livejournal.com]

Ooh? I've just seen the Firefly one.

[azurelunatic]

Lyrics only (someone really should do this up in Flash): http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/3336706.html?thread=36806914#t36806914