Fighting homophobia with ... luuuuurve.
Sick of those smashed-up pairing names? Be sick no more! "Snape/Lupin, shortened to Snupin, shall now be known as Snuggling with Pins."
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis vagina? Note: contains many female anatomical synonyms. Should not be sung in the workplace. Also doesn't rhyme quite at the end. Contains no 'yoni'.