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omgwtf goslings.

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I've nicknamed a gaggle of tall, handsome, young, male, and dumb cow-orkers "the goslings". Some geese can be very canny. Many are not. These young men have the air of trying very hard to understand, but failing, that certain geese have. The effect is enhanced when they're together.

A friend of theirs was told to put his lip piercing away. His version of "away" was inside his mouth, behind his lower lip. It came as a surprise to no one but him when he choked on it and swallowed it. As of the most recent update on Tuesday, it had not yet been found.

These young men are working with us courtesy of a temp agency. I have a mental image of them wandering in to a workplace like geese of the same relative age would, artlessly causing the same sort of disruption and vandalism that the same number of geese would, eventually being escorted out after their redecoration of the place, and being moved on by the temp agency to brighten another business, and another, and another...