GLP: "Professor Pott's Pornographic Projector", by The Troll, found on the album Animated Music

[azurelunatic]

I haven't been able to find the lyrics to this anywhere else on the internet. Quality of the transcription is dodgy, as I was transcribing from Pandora, which means that I was doing the pause-and-type method, and since the singer's voice is nasal and indistinct, I may have heard something wrong. I usually like to listen to the song all the way through and have it blasting, but I wanted to get the lyrics down this time. I will eventually wind up buying the album, or at least the song, because it is just too silly.


Poor Miss Pritchett having a fit;
she’s back on the phone once more.
That dirty old man is back in town again. (Waah, waah, waah.)
Professor Pott’s perverted porn star packing the playhouse persuasively,
where penny-pinching pleasure patrons pay to see
a little black machine showing life upon a silver screen:
Professor Pott’s pornographic projector.

The [entertain all obscene is done by the cream] of society,
with Walter Bond as acting President.
The incidents and the violence (hm!) add a bit of variety,
assuring that your time will be well spent.
It’s just a little black machine, showing life upon a silver screen:
Professor Pott’s Pornographic Projector.

[Carnival noises; shouting, cheering, and kazoos.]

[] Alice is there, wearing yellow hair, and looking quite a [],
in excerpts from her Channel 6 debut.
So come on in and bring a friend to this famous den of iniquity,
where super-squirrelly sex-stars swarm,
to see a little black machine showing life upon a silver screen:
Professor Pott’s Pornographic Projector.

To see a little black machine, showing life upon a silver screen,
Professor Pott’s Pornographic Projector.

Little black machine showing life upon a silver screen:
Professor Pott’s Pornographic Projector.