The Woes of the Shared Database

[azurelunatic]

Snarky Lady did not know that the update query I was running involved a table that she had locked.

I will not kill her.

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MEMO

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From: Management
To: All Peons^H^H^H^H^HEmployees
Re: Murder in the workplace

It has come to our attention that there has been a recent surge in plots to kill your co-workers. We would like to take this time to remind you that, per the Employee Handbook, murdering of co-workers is strictly against policy. Any one caught murdering their co-workers during their shift will be disciplined appropriately. As per the Employee Handbook, this may include termination!

If you find that you absolutely must murder your co-workers, please do so away from the workplace so as not to cause an impact on the harmonious working environment we have all worked so very hard to achieve.

Thank you,
The Management Team

Re: MEMO

[azurelunatic]

*giggle*