Movie Star Moment

[azurelunatic]

There are three ladies on Dayshift. I was wandering past as one of them was introducing herself to the respondent. I did a double-take. "We've got to get you a new name," her neighbor commented.

I did hear it right, then. I doubled over laughing. We're not supposed to use "famous person names" as pseudonyms on the phones. However, there's a certain class of famous person name that can go partially undetected for quite a while.

Yes, one of the dayshift phone-goons-pulled-to-assist is interviewing as Jenna Jameson.

Evidently the first person to utterly crack up and lose it when he heard the name was Turbo. I now have a Reputation at work. Not that I didn't before, but I've sort of added to my legend, because I know who Jenna Jameson is (though I've actually never seen any of her films).

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[hcolleen.livejournal.com]

Yes, just add to the myth that we're dating, why don't you? :P

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[azurelunatic]

But I think the films she stars in are largely het!

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[hcolleen.livejournal.com]

Generally, yes...but girls watching pr0n together...?

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[azurelunatic]

You were not mentioned in that discussion; anything like that would have come from their dirty minds only.


...In completely, completely unrelated news, your DVD player is charging.

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[hcolleen.livejournal.com]

You enjoyed it?

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[azurelunatic]

*looks innocent*

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[hcolleen.livejournal.com]

so, must be sent on to mutual friend?

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[azurelunatic]

:D Yeah.

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[hcolleen.livejournal.com]

yokai! *salute*

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[myrrhianna.livejournal.com]

I don't know...I'm pretty sure if Jenna Jameson was on the other side of the phone I might be inclined to hear her out. ^_^

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[azurelunatic]

People *do* stay on the phone with her. :D