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[azurelunatic]

1) I am bossy as fuck. There are times when I'm perfectly willing to go along with whatever's going along and it's all good, but there are also times when I make statements and then things happen.

2) Me going all bossy as fuck tends to coincide with things going badly in places that are under my influence.

3) You might be surprised at some of the places I consider "under my influence".

4) Nachos. Served doggy style. (One of the good concepts to have come out of AK-47 night!)

5) Cats normally have very sharp claws. I keep forgetting this.

6) Hermione-cat is unusually cooperative, and requires only one-hand restraint while clipping said claws.

7) Cutting chicken-claws is less delicate work than cutting cat-claws, and runs you less general risk of getting mutilated.

8) Indoor cats should be subject to an arms embargo.

9) shammash is an unusually cooperative cat in general, and eris_raven cooperated for me because I'm me and she's her.

10) ailetoile, stevieg, and luminairex move this weekend!

10a) I have not yet made fudge. :(

Comments

[smmc.livejournal.com]

#4 needs an expination. The only thing coming to mind is BDSM restaraunts. =)

[azurelunatic]

English was talking about things that were enjoyable (over a margarita) and both doggy-style and nachos came up as things that were enjoyable, and somehow the joke came up that the only way to enhance both of these things would be to combine them.

As really cracked-out ideas tend to do, this one went all over the place after that.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming "served on the floor, eaten on hands and knees". Because the *other* obvious definition would be the BAD kind of painful. :-O

[azurelunatic]

Actually, it's intended to be "served off the back of one's partner".

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Ah. Right. That's okay, then. (Apparently I'm identifying more with bottoms today.)

[azurelunatic]

*giggle* Quite all right. I think I'm identifying more with tops today, though that shouldn't be a surprise given that I'm at the "rampage around bossing people around" phase unless "people" is the blonder half.

[gameboyguy13.livejournal.com]

3) You might be surprised at some of the places I consider "under my influence".
Am kind of curious about this.

[azurelunatic]

The lives of some of my writing group ladies is one of the things I'm thinking of right off the bat. Anything that gets brought to work has a chance of coming under my influence. Anything that gets brought to the apartment. Anything that gets brought to the writing group. Anything that gets brought to my LJ or my friends page, though less my friends page than my actual LJ. Anything that gets brought to suggestions or news comments. (Even though I don't have actual authority in news-comments.) Anything that gets brought to my car. Anything that makes its way inside my personal space bubble. Anything that I get the "you're on Duty" ping from the Universe about. It's not a guarantee that it will come under my influence, but the potential is there.