azurelunatic | 44 tweets for 2009-2-3

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Tuesday, 0906: Words I just used to describe aunt's cleaning crew to IRC, and waking up thereto: "Very efficient. Lots of vacuum cleaners."
Tuesday, 0909: @amyty I'm so glad California doesn't have those. Doesn't help you much though. :(
Tuesday, 0914: @amyty If you liked that, try Charlie Chaplin with Attila: http://tinyurl.com/3v85gy
Tuesday, 0938: Support greasemonkey gurus: I would love a script to select me my "Suggestions Queen" userpic in Suggestions, automatically.
Tuesday, 0939: @thedivinegoat You just pinged out

Tuesday, 0947: Text from friend: "The sexual position known as '69' is now called '96' due to the economy: the cost of eating out has gone up."
Tuesday, 0958: @gameboyguy13 Of course! (Me, I had a spoonful of almond butter, because my brain does not start without protein.)
Tuesday, 0958: Cleaning out the mailbox I never use.
Tuesday, 1001: Hmm, LJ acting weird.
Tuesday, 1023: Only 173 unread messages left to deal with.
Tuesday, 1028: Yep, LJ people have been poked about the weirdness.
Tuesday, 1050: hEll just expelled BB dipped in cat vomit wrapped in chains and duct tape, krazyglued to the dog. Do not want.
Tuesday, 1107: Do Not Want: http://tinyurl.com/b968ke (great story though)
Tuesday, 1148: Poodle: stop humping count today: 1. (Ramp for my aunt's SUV for Deacon was delivered.)
Tuesday, 1532: @amyty I see the separate moves the dogs are making, the same moves my aunt puts her dogs through, just in completely awesome choreography.
Tuesday, 1542: @amyty My aunt is an avid supporter of clicker training (Pavlov, TNG). She did extraordinarily well with Shpanky the shelter dog.
Tuesday, 1602: @marcelle42 Oh dear! That isn't helpful.
Tuesday, 1606: @marcelle42 hahaha, you might not say that if you watch them in action sometimes. They are *usually* well-behaved, yes...
Tuesday, 1654: Poodle outside yapping at something. Aunt not home yet (she warned she'd be late). Deacon parked by front door.
Tuesday, 1659: Cousin's home. Laptop may be fix0red. Finally.
Tuesday, 1701: Laptop's problem? After they replaced the blown graphics card, they didn't plug in the AirPort's antenna. >_<
Tuesday, 1719: Poodle, stop humping count: 2 ("Stop humping Deacon and barking!" from my cousin, followed by an unceremonious trip to bed.)
Tuesday, 1820: I'm at Trader Joe's - http://bkite.com/04jtz
Tuesday, 1823: Something was shooting flames at the Chevron across the street just now. - Trader Joe's, Daly City, CA, 94015 - http://bkite.com/04jtW
Tuesday, 1931: Whatever the flames were, they were behind the fence behind the Burger King. - Trader Joe's, Daly City, CA, 94015 - http://bkite.com/04jAg
Tuesday, 1931: I'm at Pacifica - http://bkite.com/04jAl
Tuesday, 2039: I am poor in poetry.
Tuesday, 2106: I kind of love bt. http://tinyurl.com/anrdut
Tuesday, 2106: Remember, #livejournal downtime scheduled to start right about now.
Tuesday, 2114: @emptybackpack I have a limited attention span for it, though. But sure.
Tuesday, 2120: @amyty Welcome! (I joined support because I was curious about downtime. Of all things.)
Tuesday, 2129: I am scouring Good Reads for all my favorite authors. I've not even cracked the surface and I've listed 169 read books.
Tuesday, 2130: @emptybackpack Sure! And may I also recommend lj cadhla, who writes stunning poetry?
Tuesday, 2137: @emptybackpack It's from the 80s, so she might not have...
Tuesday, 2144: @emptybackpack You were not even born in the 80s, were you? I was! But I did not hear it until the 90s. (I am weird though)
Tuesday, 2154: @emptybackpack Still and all! That is not much 1980s for you.
Tuesday, 2158: I tend to typo 'aww' as 'ass' accidentally. I also typo 'Azz' as 'Ass' too, but less often.
Tuesday, 2201: Did I break GoodReads?
Tuesday, 2211: Nope, Goodreads just went down for an upgrade. Way to overlap with LJ, yo!
Tuesday, 2217: The poodle is getting his teeth brushed.
Tuesday, 2239: Finished re-reading The Great Book of Amber. Less weird than I remember, but still feels unfinished.
Tuesday, 2313: #livejournal appears to be up after their scheduled maintenance.
Tuesday, 2323: I'm a little scared that I only have about 10 years of books in me.
Tuesday, 2349: @afuna I've been on LT for a while; people just seduced me onto Goodreads. I'm liking it there. I should settle down somewhere though.

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