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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2009-05-17 12:48 pm

Memorable Cakes I Have Known

(from [livejournal.com profile] theferrett's What is the best cake you've ever had? post, expanded somewhat)

Mama made almost all our cakes, from scratch. I wasn't even particularly aware that they sold cake mixes until much later. For the longest time, the traditional birthday cake was golden layer cake with white buttercream frosting, and/or whipped cream, and strawberries, until I expressed a preference for chocolate. Then it became chocolate cake (from the recipe on the back of the Hershey's cocoa powder box) with chocolate buttercream frosting.

Mama's relationship with baking cakes was complex. They were always delicious, but sometimes they fell apart. There were superstitions about how to get a cake to come out right, including "It's just a home cake," said in the cake's presence before turning it out of the pan, as a home cake was almost always perfect, and a cake to take somewhere else often came out with craters. (One frosted them back together, put the nicest layer on top, and took it anyway.)

For one of the birthdays of my teenage years (this may have been 1996), Mama had the standard two-layer chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream icing. As a joke, she had frosted it with white buttercream chicken tracks and a Hershey's kiss, because we had chickens (the batch of four Egyptian Fayoumi, teenaged) in the bathroom at the time.

We had been out all day at Suzuki Institute, and came home to see that the entryway was *trashed*, with chicken droppings all over, and the chickens sitting innocently in their box in the bathroom, with the netting pushed to the side. Who, them?

The wreckage proved to be mostly confined to the square of light from the bathroom door and a bit up the stairs. The cake was untouched, and was now doubly hilarious.

Another excellent cake was the Enterprise. It was huge, and kind of weird-shaped, and lumpy, and blueish where it should have been grey, but it was nonetheless awesome. My virtual aunt made it, although for whose event I can't recall anymore.

Mama made the wedding cake for my virtual uncle and his (now ex) wife. It was some lovely golden cake with wild Alaskan cranberries in it, the sour kind that leave you spoiled for any domestic cranberries ever, with cream cheese frosting and little garnishes of fresh cranberries. I decided then and there that screw bakery cakes, I wanted this at my own wedding.

Then there was The Year of the Two Birthday Cakes (2005, in point of fact).

Grandma was going to the nursing home, so we were cleaning out the ancestral home. This was around the same time as my birthday, and my family decided that a late celebration was in order. I went out with Dawn for breakfast the day that the celebration was planned, and while we were out, I decided I might as well pick up a cake.

Now, Guide Dog Aunt is notorious about health food fads and general clean living, so I decided that I'd go for as healthy as possible a cake, and picked a gorgeous tart covered with fresh fruit (and glistening with sugar syrup, as it turned out). We returned, cake borne proudly, just as my aunt returned, proudly bearing a swanky bakery box.

We looked at each other, looked at our own parcels, and busted up laughing, then compared cakes. She'd got something that looked truly decadent, with a very smoothly frosted chocolate top with a chocolate fan garnish, and sides that had been browned in a checkerboard pattern. She'd been thinking of my tastes while I was thinking of hers.

We cut into both cakes that evening, and we had enough people that it was good we had as much cake as we did. My tart turned out to be filled with gooey and delicious custard, and her expensive fancy cake turned out to be dry and disappointing aside from the lovely chocolatey bits.
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[personal profile] fairlight 2009-05-17 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
...I am better at making pie than cake (as you know) but I barely tasted the best cake I ever had, which, actually, from a purely objective point of view, was not that great culinarily.

The fruit tart sounds incredibly awesome; I share Azalais' opinion that chocolate is overrated, although not because I don't like it (I used to think she didn't like it at all, but she will eat swiss-processed cocoa, like Rapunzel bars or things made with same, and even ask for more) but simply because there are so many other flavors that chocoholics tend to ignore or dismiss (like vanilla or matcha).

Matcha cheesecake is awesome, have you ever had that? I made one for Tante Nora and her friend Jim, who is incredibly health-conscious and frequently tries to make people eat things I don't want to see even on the travel channel. But I like matcha-flavored things to be strong, like dark jade--the pale stuff does not cut it.
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2009-05-17 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Matcha is green tea and incredibly awesome in cheesecake and ICE CREAM. We totally need to take you to J-town. Maybe we can do that during my week and a half off from work, you don't want to wait until Fairlight comes down from Seattle next.
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2009-05-17 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, if JD and Verity still want to lunch on Thursday, we could do it then.
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[personal profile] fairlight 2009-05-17 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to go too dammit. But I promised Suzie.
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2009-05-17 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
And Suzie needs to see you as much as you need to see her. We'll take pictures.
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[personal profile] jd 2009-05-19 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
That would be fantastic. I'm taking my parents there on Wed, but I am totally up for spending as much time there as possible :)
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[personal profile] owl 2009-05-18 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm, I like green tea itself but I'd never had it as a flavour. Must bear it in mind.
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2009-05-17 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop telling people about my chocolate issues. I've stopped claiming that I invented your recipes, brat.

(But you're right about matcha.)
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[personal profile] zarhooie 2009-05-17 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
The best cake I've ever had was my first red velvet cake with home made brown butter frosting and omfg I'm drooling just thinking about it. Mom used to make red velvet cake when I was little, so the first time I made it myself was a Really Big Deal. I'll have to find the recipe and post it on [community profile] omnomnom this summer.
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2009-05-17 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I love red velvet cake if it is not too sweet. Brown butter frosting? Sounds delightfully decadent.
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[personal profile] zarhooie 2009-05-17 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I don't do really sweet cakes if I can avoid 'em. I don't do really sweet desserts, full-stop. The sweetest thing I make is strawberry cordial and even that I cut with soda water before serving.

http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1830,158183-239194,00.html <-- not my recipe but a reasonable reproduction.
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2009-05-17 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
guh :)
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[personal profile] zarhooie 2009-05-17 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn right it is.
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2009-05-17 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I need to post the rose biscuits, and somebody needs to make Fairlight post the southern discomfort peach pie.

And Lwings04 took my rose biscuits recipe and changed it to lavender and violets and named it AngstCookies.
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[personal profile] fairlight 2009-05-17 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
recipe WANT. omg lavender. you know how much I fucking love lavender and everything to do with lavender and violets!
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[personal profile] cleverthylacine 2009-05-17 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Post the pie, then, biyatch.

(Actually I'm pretty sure we were thinking of you when we named them AngstCookies.)
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[personal profile] owl 2009-05-18 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Our default birthday cakes were also chocolate layers with buttercream (both in between the layers and on the top, which must be a (Northern) Irish thing, because everyone else seems not to).
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[personal profile] owl 2009-05-19 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm. A lot of Irish went to PA, but at that stage I don't imagine they had that much butter!