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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2012-01-08 02:12 pm
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Candied Cthulhu & Permapercinnamon Tea

Having seen them about, I finally did buy a Buddha's Hand citron on one of my excursions with Tif, and then I got around to the business of dealing with it. They smell lemony and fantastic, and I do not recommend reading SGA fic while you're working with them, for reasons that should be obvious to most bits of fanon.

http://www.instructables.com/id/Candied-Buddhas-Hand-Citron/

I treated it basically like that: cut, cook with sugar, boil down, drain, refrigerate. It is tentacular and delicious.

I happened to have on hand some strawberry popsicles (I think there's still one of mine left, but there were also the ones from Whole Paycheck). I had an inspiration, and tried the little cubes of sweet and tangy candied citron on the strawberry popsicle. I recommend this. Actually, what I really recommend is the really good strawberry sorbet with the home-candied citron, with a spoon, but what I had was popsicles.


It is persimmon season. I tried persimmons previously at my aunt's prompting, and while I could take them or leave them by themselves, I tried them in tea and it was good enough that I wanted to repeat it. Plus they're cheap fruit when in season, and I'm all about the cheap fruit.

[insert 10-minute break to watch "Persimmon Diet" -- Margaret Cho, bodily functions, and most of the humor is in her facial expressions]

So I boil up a kettle of water and brew some very strong black tea. Then I chop up some persimmons and put them in. The tea gets fruity, the fruit gets tea-y. I added some cinnamon this time. A pitcher lasts me a few days in the refrigerator. I don't recommend using persimmons that are too ripe, because that leads to a pulpy tea. The ones that are firm enough to stay in neat slices are the ones.

The NaNoWriMo "NaNo-isms" forum is for quoting hilarious things found in one's drafts. At some point, "permapermissions" (to quote the hilarity elsewhere) became "permapersimmons".

So this is permapercinnamon tea. Tasty.
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[personal profile] inoru_no_hoshi 2012-01-08 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
How much do I love you for mentioning NaNoisms? A lot. :D (That and the reference desk = my favourite places on the site.)
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[personal profile] emceeaich 2012-01-09 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
If you feel like the Buddha's Hand is looking at you, ignore it. It has no feelings.

These instructions were written by someone with fannish nature.
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[personal profile] northern 2012-01-09 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
That tea sounds delicious!
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[personal profile] cme 2012-01-09 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD do you mean to tell me that the thing they call buddha's hand IS THE THING I CALL CITRON? WWWWWWWWWWWWWWTF WHY WASN'T I INFORMED TIL NOW ETC.