azurelunatic | 44 tweets for 2012-8-8

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Wednesday, 0029: @ifonlyella @LikeaLiar terrifying american candy. chalk, fake fruit, and sugar.
Wednesday, 0043: @mmmarthur Jesus christ. #toomaturetoleavealiteralbagofflamingpooontheirdoorstep
Wednesday, 0047: RT @erynofwales: Oh. Oh, you didn't. http://c.eryn.ws/Iax5 +@chocolatapp
Wednesday, 0133: Explaining Foul Bachelorette Frog @ work: "A lot like Foul Bachelor Frog. Some stuff involving body parts most men don't have. Also makeup."
Wednesday, 0134: This digressed into why mascara expires, and how gasoline dissolves styrofoam cups. #Classy

Wednesday, 0136: RT @dreamwisp: Hey, I just met you. Our family's crazy. And you're my cousin. So call me, Maeby?
Wednesday, 0146: @Inoru88 It is liquidy and gets eyelash germs in it. Preservatives only do so much so long, eyes get infected, and those are urgently bad.
Wednesday, 0652: RT @Betfairpoker: The Betfairpoker guide to the Decathlon. http://twitpic.com/agv682
Wednesday, 0653: RT @kesp: Everyone talking about 50 Shades being the bestselling book 'since records began' should add that records only began in 1998...
Wednesday, 0654: RT @CAwkward: #322 & #323 "My friend group has a case of the Creepy Dude. How do we clear that up?" http://captainawkward.com/2012/08/07/322-323-my-friend-group-has-a-case-of-the-creepy-dude-how-do-we-clear-that-up/
Wednesday, 0657: RT @andrewducker: 14 Wacky Facts Kids Will Learn in Louisiana's Voucher Schools. (For "wacky facts" read "disgusting lies") http://t.co/ ...
Wednesday, 0708: @boocahcah #fishpile
Wednesday, 0708: @kiyala <3 Also, #fishpile
Wednesday, 0715: @boocahcah Work is keeping me busy! My sleep schedule sucks. I love my job. New characters for nano have started partying in my head.
Wednesday, 0715: @boocahcah You?
Wednesday, 0718: Reasonable dream turned stressful when it put me inside the scary hospital complex that has dodgy body horror on all floors for a bad quest.
Wednesday, 0722: Seriously, that building is beyond X-Files level dodgy. Also I don't trust their safety protocols, as the staff I saw were careless-bored.
Wednesday, 0727: @boocahcah Yay awesome! Pity about the shit bits though.
Wednesday, 0902: Having determined that I can substitute for "human error" for "satan's power" in God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, I shall do so henceforth.
Wednesday, 0945: @teshiron Blitzgiving results in an unseasonal earworm.
Wednesday, 1100: @sixonekevin @teshiron THE GENTLEMEN.
Wednesday, 1220: @backthatelfup Hello world!
Wednesday, 1233: RT @Pinboard: the problem with Comcast business accounts is how the ink on the contract burns with an unquenchable flame. Disconcerting, ...
Wednesday, 1235: RT @sesmithwrites: OXFORD COMMA FOREVER.
Wednesday, 1240: @alexwlchan @Hanelisar @croissantkatie @ifonlyella @sketchingbirds I think all ducks are rapey ducks.
Wednesday, 1241: @zarhooie @teshiron THERE'S NO REASON TO BE GLOOMY
Wednesday, 1325: BEES
Wednesday, 1327: HOW CAN ANY 10+ PEOPLE HAVE SUCH BROKEN COMMUNICATION HABITS #BEES
Wednesday, 1413: @bedlamsbard Just in my email box.
Wednesday, 1500: @ursamajor Different things. But. DAMNED BEE. #icedtea
Wednesday, 1721: @oakandsage IF ONLY THEY WERE ACTUAL BEES #alas
Wednesday, 1722: @ursamajor NO I HAVE NOT #sixseasonsandamovie
Wednesday, 1842: @ifonlyella @PigRescuer Isi, I think you would like Cordelia Naismith. Unsure about Miles.
Wednesday, 1843: @sketchingbirds Inappropriate fangirl reporting for duty!
Wednesday, 1856: RT @vixy: We may be about to see the violence inherent in the sysadmin.
Wednesday, 2046: @sarahreesbrenna DEE DEE DEE #chickadee
Wednesday, 2049: @sixonekevin Both of those sound like server problems. :}
Wednesday, 2051: @tiferet93 NOT TO MENTION NPH
Wednesday, 2055: @maureenjohnson Politely contact, explain how you noticed, apologize for having somehow given the wrong impression, share your actual views?
Wednesday, 2101: What the actual fuck. RT @KC RT @cheimonette I’m angry that @sfmta_muni is running racist ads like this: http://p.twimg.com/Azy6z1pCYAAeyCQ.jpg. Not ok.
Wednesday, 2124: @oakandsage Dip beak in it?
Wednesday, 2223: RT @shinobi42: This comment at Captain Awkward is really eye opening, especially if you don't think harassment is a big deal http://t.co ...
Wednesday, 2226: @sporky_rat @belmikey Indeed, it's "often", not "always"
Wednesday, 2234: @ursamajor I HAD ALL THE INCOHERENT FEELS OVER THE PHONE WITH @norabombay JUST NOW, FOR 6PM VALUES OF SAME

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