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44 tweets for 2012-8-8

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Wednesday, 0029: @ifonlyella @LikeaLiar terrifying american candy. chalk, fake fruit, and sugar.
• Wednesday, 0043: @mmmarthur Jesus christ. #toomaturetoleavealiteralbagofflamingpooontheirdoorstep
• Wednesday, 0047: RT @erynofwales: Oh. Oh, you didn't. http://c.eryn.ws/Iax5 +@chocolatapp
• Wednesday, 0133: Explaining Foul Bachelorette Frog @ work: "A lot like Foul Bachelor Frog. Some stuff involving body parts most men don't have. Also makeup."
• Wednesday, 0134: This digressed into why mascara expires, and how gasoline dissolves styrofoam cups. #Classy
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