Letters from the Fishmum, taxi/black car edition

[azurelunatic]

Oh, the internet has reminded me that I'd like you to have the contact info for some 24 hour transportation on you. Particularly if you start going to places outside of walking distance with friends at all hours.

I don't expect that you would get into a sticky situation knowingly, but since shit can get weird pretty fast sometimes, and I would like to spare you the awkwardness of trying to share a one person bed with Shawn and his new fuckbuddy while he bangs her and you have just used your coat for a pillow and got chocolate covered cherry all over the inside of the pockets and it's -30 F and you really just want your nice, quiet, not being banged in, dorm room. This is an example of a very awkward situation and also abuse of dependent clauses.

Not that I imagine you will acquire a Shawn, but I think you get my drift.

Love,
Fishmum

Comments

[vass]

Good advice. A twenty dollar note (or equivalent where you are) somewhere on one's person can also be very helpful in a wide variety of situations.

[azurelunatic]

Yes. It recently saved my ass while unexpectedly broke.