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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2014-01-28 10:06 pm

Hobbit Rap as a service

For reasons which don't need to be discussed at this juncture*, I need to very quickly become an expert on the field of hobbit rap (and related genres).

I am familiar with the Lords of the Rhymes, and feel that "Black Riders" is their best work:

"Where There's a Whip, There's a Way" is not technically rap, but needs inclusion for the purposes of completeness.

I am not sure what genre "taking the hobbits to Isengard" is, but:

Tell me, what am I missing?

* also because it would be less funny than the possible explanations that anyone but Drewface** might contribute. ^

** Who also witnessed me very carefully avoiding phrases like "I have a boombox and I know where your office is." *** ^^

*** Some people's friends like to surprise them with random very inappropriate links. The great thing about me is, I tend to describe my links. ^^^
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[identity profile] 2014-01-29 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
I know I've seen a few others which I'll try to dig out of dusty bookmarks later.

In the meantime, there's a lot of empty links in your footnotes which I'm guessing are supposed to go somewhere.
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[identity profile] 2014-01-29 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ah ha, the old "Fake Link" issue. ;)
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[identity profile] 2014-01-29 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
New 'Travel Edition' now available from Milton Bradley!
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[identity profile] 2014-01-29 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
** Not for use by women who are or may become pregnant
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[identity profile] 2014-01-29 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Found an old one and stumbled across a new one too.

Gollum vs. Smeagol Rap Battle

Misty Mountains Rap
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[personal profile] northern 2014-01-29 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
I loved Black Riders! Shared it on twitter this morning - it was a great pick-me-up before work.
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[personal profile] tazmandevil 2014-02-06 02:29 am (UTC)(link)

Did you know you can listen to "Taking the Hobbits to Isengard" for 10 whole hours?