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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2014-01-28 10:06 pm

Hobbit Rap as a service

For reasons which don't need to be discussed at this juncture*, I need to very quickly become an expert on the field of hobbit rap (and related genres).


I am familiar with the Lords of the Rhymes, and feel that "Black Riders" is their best work:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rXEQNhwkso


"Where There's a Whip, There's a Way" is not technically rap, but needs inclusion for the purposes of completeness.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y


I am not sure what genre "taking the hobbits to Isengard" is, but:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY


Tell me, what am I missing?



* also because it would be less funny than the possible explanations that anyone but Drewface** might contribute. ^

** Who also witnessed me very carefully avoiding phrases like "I have a boombox and I know where your office is." *** ^^

*** Some people's friends like to surprise them with random very inappropriate links. The great thing about me is, I tend to describe my links. ^^^