azurelunatic | My tweets

Sun, 21:02: Both Angel Clare and Alec d'Urberville need to be first shipped angry swans & then set on fire (them, not the swans). #TessOfTheDUrbervilles
Sun, 21:58: Reading TheEmptyChair tweets reminds me of 2x a guy separated a friend from me, then I rebuffed her when she reached out. He'd raped them.
Mon, 00:56: RT @pacificanews: Some Los Altos residents ordered to boil water due to E. coli: Cal Water issued a boil water alert Sunday for… http://t.c…
Mon, 01:00: RT @therourke: This sims mod lets you wear a bathtub as a hat which will still function as a bathtub ad infinitum ---> #BATHCEPTION http://…
Mon, 01:02: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 7/26/2015: 2,188 steps and 0.9 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Mon, 01:45: Lovie says she has separated her office into fast and slow zombies for their afternoon run/shamble. #fictionalfriends
Mon, 01:51: hey @twitter ads with motion are more likely to result in me making it go away. #ADHD #videoaversion
Mon, 10:38: RT @MicroSFF: "We have decoded the transmission SETI found." "You don't seem happy?" "It's pi. But after the ninetieth decimal it's wrong. …