Robots Rule. Puny Uterii drool.

[azurelunatic]

In the battle between Robots and Azz's uterus, the robot side emerges
victorious. The uterus and it's fellow travelers- Fallopian tubes and the
like are removed.

Due to medical waste laws, the organs will not be bedazzled and mounted as
trophies, nor will they be given a proper pagan funeral. This is sad,
because we all know that if anyone was to bedazzle a defeated enemy and
cover it with blinky led lights, it would be Azz. They have a well known
gift for the sparkly.

Azz is hitting recovery right about now, and they should be pretty out of
it for the rest of the night. I will update on their condition as I get
updates.

/norabombay

Comments

[shehasathree]

Thanks for the update! <3

[azurelunatic]

<3

[cadenzamuse]

I'm glad to hear that Azz is doing well!

[azurelunatic]

I started attaining consciousness about 20 minutes after this update, but it took about 2 hours before I was both ready to go to my room and the room was ready. I kept drifting in and out, and was very clear on my real name, my wallet name, that I wanted my phone, and what I wanted to do with it.

I was not, however, coherent enough to flag down someone for anything other than ice.

[synecdochic]

BEGONE TO THE UTERUS, HOORAY HOORAY

[azurelunatic]

GOOD RIDDANCE TO MEDICAL RUBBISH.

[fiddlingfrog.livejournal.com]

Not that this will ever come up again, but if you go to your doctor ahead of surgery and present them with a mason jar full of rubbing alcohol that may satisfy the law regarding the offending body parts. The only reason I didn't get to keep my elbows was that there weren't any pieces larger than a tic-tac.

[krait]

Interesting!

I was given my wisdom teeth in a bag to take home after their removal, but have never had any more internal surgery except for tonsils, which I wouldn't want to keep, so I never thought about it as an option! (Not that I wouldn't normally be interested in having Tonsils Inna Jar, but I was too young to make that call when mine were removed, and anyway they had been the plague-bearing bane of my young existence, so I would not have wanted those specific tonsils!)

[azurelunatic]

I did not get to keep the wisdom tooth that leaped out of my mouth and stuck to the dentist's pants. Troll tooth.

[norabombay]

Truth in updating compels me to admit that Azz probably didn't actually want the physical actual parts. A hand knit uterus, perhaps with a sparkly knife through it is more their style. Much easier to clean, move, and store.

But that is very good to know about the rubbing alcohol and I may have to do that next time I need to have something done. :)

[azurelunatic]

Ooo, sparkly.

[azurelunatic]

Good to know!

(Nora is correct in that these would not have made a good trophy.)

[wohali]

Hooray for robots! I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

[azurelunatic]

\o/

[silveradept]

Well done, robots. Your victory shall be recorded and praised.

[azurelunatic]

Very good robots, yes. Also excellent surgeon.

He was a little surprised by my pre-surgery questions, but was well informative.

Mx. Hitachi and I may be able to be reunited after my 2 week follow-up.

My obnoxious habit of hugtwirling unsuspecting friends should not be impeded by this once I have attained full recovery.

[silveradept]

That's also good. Except perhaps for the unsuspecting friend.

[azurelunatic]

Typically this is shorter friends. Though I have been known to sweep others off their feet as well.

All good, or at least expected.

[inoru_no_hoshi]

*snerk* yes, I rather think Azz would take great delight in bedazzling their otherwisely-useless and (most importantly) no longer inside them uterus!

Such a shame, those medical waste laws. xD

(Glad it has gone well!)

[azurelunatic]

Perhaps I shall make a commemorative jar. Crocheted uterus inside, bedazzled jar. It would go along with the Maureen Johnson signed jar.

[rydra_wong]

Thanks for the update! I too have a friend who was sadly frustrated by medical waste laws, having hoped to make a necklace out of her own bone.

[azurelunatic]

Ooo, that would have been super nifty.

[siderea]

Glad to hear you are doing well! Congratulations on your uterine extraction.

[azurelunatic]

Thank you. I am glad to see the last of it.

[pauamma]

"A robot shall not harm a uterus, unless the uterus is harming a human being"?

[azurelunatic]

Or if, by inaction, the human being would be harmed by the uterus?