Robots Rule. Puny Uterii drool.

[azurelunatic]

In the battle between Robots and Azz's uterus, the robot side emerges
victorious. The uterus and it's fellow travelers- Fallopian tubes and the
like are removed.

Due to medical waste laws, the organs will not be bedazzled and mounted as
trophies, nor will they be given a proper pagan funeral. This is sad,
because we all know that if anyone was to bedazzle a defeated enemy and
cover it with blinky led lights, it would be Azz. They have a well known
gift for the sparkly.

Azz is hitting recovery right about now, and they should be pretty out of
it for the rest of the night. I will update on their condition as I get
updates.

/norabombay

Comments

[norabombay]

Truth in updating compels me to admit that Azz probably didn't actually want the physical actual parts. A hand knit uterus, perhaps with a sparkly knife through it is more their style. Much easier to clean, move, and store.

But that is very good to know about the rubbing alcohol and I may have to do that next time I need to have something done. :)

[azurelunatic]

Ooo, sparkly.