azurelunatic | My tweets

Sat, 19:19: RT @GeorgeTakei: Watching people meltdown over a Black Santa in the Mall of America. "Santa is white!" Well, in our internment camp he was…
Sat, 19:20: RT @threat_update: https://t.co/i3BGHs2F2o
Sat, 19:23: "Did you see that episode of Silicon Valley with the horse-fucking? Purple?" #outofcontexttheatre
Sat, 21:48: "I think there are some movies that are aided by apocalypse." #outofcontexttheatre
Sun, 02:07: Lovely dinner with lb, his girlfriend, and Purple. lb's girlfriend asked semi-teasingly after [location gender-diminutive], heh.
Sun, 02:19: Turns out that opening no-homo full cream milk can result in a bit of a creamy mess. #talesfromdinner
Sun, 02:20: lb and Purple cannot be trusted to pick out sweet potatoes. Too many eyes. #talesfromdinner
Sun, 06:51: RT @NWSBayArea: It's cool out there this morning, but even cooler air is due in by late Tue. Here are the frosty morning lows forecast for…
Sun, 07:42: RT @originalspin: Assimilation not guaranteeing safety is something a lot of us need to reflect on very closely these days. https://t.co/ik…
Sun, 07:47: RT @TheWookieeRoars: First mate of the Pequod helping me face the day.. @Starbucks https://t.co/JhXvAqetJw

Sun, 08:00: RT @eyeburst: ok im sorry but i had to do this to illustrate why centaurs are so weird to me. this problem doesn't happen with mermaids or…