It was fine when it was a statue, it just had An Expression, but when it came to life I was hurried into a place where it couldn't fit its head, thanks to the very helpful dog attached to the household. (I have no idea what household this was.)
Yeah, there was no contractual obligation here, just I was frozen in terror until the dog started shoving me towards the covered walkway, behind one of the support-and-shade sections.
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I'll add that one to the ledger that includes the black-winged boar.
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