The Sneaking Song

[azurelunatic]

This is the song to sing when sneaking down the back hallway from the bathroom to the bedroom while inadequately clothed.

The tune can be anything you like, or no tune at all. But the Colonel Bogey March is probably a good choice.

The words are very simple: you repeat "Sneak!" for as long as you are scurrying half-naked. Then, once you've reached the safety of your room and pulled the door to conceal yourself, you finish the song with a flourish: "SNUCK!"

Comments

[senmut]

I find it will work nicely in place of 'Snape' in the Potter Puppet Pals Pipe Bomb skit...

[azurelunatic]

Sneak, sneak, sneakity-sneak...

[ilyena_sylph]

PERFECT!!

[azurelunatic]

I've Been Sneakin'! </Ron Weasley voice>

[silveradept]

An entirely fantastic use of the voice and of warning anyone of the situation at hand.

[kellan_the_tabby]

OH it's like the Guard Song! Which consists of repeating the word 'guard' in eager tones & low notes until either the thing being guarded no longer needs to be guarded or you get distracted & forget what you were doing.

[vass]

Hmm. 'With Catlike Tread' from The Pirates of Penzance might work.