Dear Digestive System,

[azurelunatic]

I'm sorry you and I are having this disagreement with each other, and I'm very sorry that my choice of food lately has been, in your words, "extremely shitty". However, unless you tell me exactly what part of my dietary choices are prompting you to respond in such a fashion, I'm very likely to repeat the offense.

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[justjohn.livejournal.com]

Okay, I swore I wasn't going to send you any more silly responses today, BUT ...

Just imagining your shoulder or your digestive system usurping your body in order to read posts you've left for them on the web has me in giggly hysterics.

_{(And it relates to a notion I was discussing with spacemummy, that Osiris' individual body bits might be sentient and deserving of their own stories ....)}

So thanks.

[azurelunatic]

You know, I'd never thought of it like that. Your response has me in the general giggles, though some of the household characters perhaps don't appreciate it as much as they ought to.

[justjohn.livejournal.com]

_{(Shutting up before suggesting "brightandfluffyside" is a far scarier moniker, if you think about it long enough.)}

[azurelunatic]

Unfortunately, Darkside isn't a household character. He's only a school character.

"Brightandfluffyside"...oh my.

[justjohn.livejournal.com]

Goshdarnit, that's what I get when I spill beer on my notes.

Why, these theodolite readings are ruined! RUINED, I say!

[azurelunatic]

and it's actually in reference to Darkside Blues, one of the single most confusing animes that I have ever seen.

[forestdweller.livejournal.com]

I LOVED that anime! I own it...



I want a dream treatment.

[azurelunatic]

I don't know if my Darkside does those.