Dear Digestive System,

[azurelunatic]

I'm sorry you and I are having this disagreement with each other, and I'm very sorry that my choice of food lately has been, in your words, "extremely shitty". However, unless you tell me exactly what part of my dietary choices are prompting you to respond in such a fashion, I'm very likely to repeat the offense.

Comments

[justjohn.livejournal.com]

Goshdarnit, that's what I get when I spill beer on my notes.

Why, these theodolite readings are ruined! RUINED, I say!