- 1st
- 03:43
Welp, that was a bust!
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17:262014 in review
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- 2nd
- 12:04
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- 3rd
- 12:06
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- 4th
- 04:12
The cluebat, spit, and freeze-dried durian
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- 5th
- 01:21
Dried durian keeps on giving.
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01:47Also today half the center button fell off my watch
- 7 comments
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- 6th
- 01:20
Thursday is almost Friday.
- 4 comments
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- 7th
- 04:41
Wind again
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- 8th
- 05:46
Rule Zero: don't be on fire.
- 6 comments
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- 9th
- 12:03
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- 10th
- 03:30
Red, Pink, and White Sour Balls have been deployed
- 6 comments
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- 11th
- 12:05
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22:17Tuesday: Frozen chicken: probably an ineffective shiv, after all.
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- 12th
- 00:39
Wednesday: The Sticky Box is not for human consumption
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- 13th
- 00:50
Werewolves shouldn't wear boxer-briefs.
- 2 comments
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- 14th
- 02:11
Couchbuttering: not just for #cupcake; a robot cook who does not know how to love.
- 4 comments
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- 15th
- 12:03
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- 16th
- 12:04
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- 17th
- 12:03
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23:30Fastest thing on two ... uh.
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- 18th
- 12:03
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- 19th
- 01:07
"waves a crayfish" takes hold
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- 20th
- 00:37
Today I am the "helpful" one!
- 1 comment
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- 21st
- 03:56
He's Got a Little List.
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- 22nd
- 12:04
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- 23rd
- 02:50
Some dicks are more moby than others. #theoryofdick
- 9 comments
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- 24th
- 00:54
a bright light across the horizon
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- 25th
- 00:49
Supergluing sand to your pants is not the best way to keep from sliding down in the fire pit chair.
- 2 comments
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13:27sex ed hat nsfw
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13:27sex ed hat less nsfw
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23:30*I* wasn't inappropriately sexting Anderson Cooper.
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- 26th
- 12:04
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- 27th
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- 28th
- 03:20
No llamas were harmed in the production of this Thursday
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