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azurelunatic) wrote2021-08-17 12:12 am
azurelunatic) wrote2021-08-17 12:12 am
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I Was Just Cleaning The Basement
I have FOUND
the STUD FINDER
that was in
the LAUNDRY BASKET
and which
you had carefully
put
in the corner
underneath
several nightgowns
with a bottle
of dark rum
Unrelated
the new one
much worse
but trop cher
the STUD FINDER
that was in
the LAUNDRY BASKET
and which
you had carefully
put
in the corner
underneath
several nightgowns
with a bottle
of dark rum
Unrelated
the new one
much worse
but trop cher
alternately
I FOUND THE FUCKING STUD FINDER
AND HALF A HANDLE OF CAPTAIN MORGAN
TOGETHER
WHY THE EXCESSIVELY LUBRICATED NEWTFUCK
NO, NOT 'NEW TRUCK' THIS IS STRICTLY AMPHIBIAN BONING TERRITORY
/♋