I Was Just Cleaning The Basement

[azurelunatic]

I have FOUND
the STUD FINDER
that was in
the LAUNDRY BASKET

and which
you had carefully
put
in the corner

underneath
several nightgowns
with a bottle
of dark rum

Unrelated
the new one
much worse
but trop cher

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[azurelunatic]

https://twitter.com/azurelunatic/status/1427411127776931843

I FOUND THE FUCKING STUD FINDER

AND HALF A HANDLE OF CAPTAIN MORGAN

TOGETHER

WHY THE EXCESSIVELY LUBRICATED NEWTFUCK

NO, NOT 'NEW TRUCK' THIS IS STRICTLY AMPHIBIAN BONING TERRITORY

/♋

[kore]

....oh dear someone clearly misread the "stud finder" label, is all I can think of.

[batrachian]

*giggles so hard she has trouble breathing*

[cjsmith]

ha! love it :)