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3rd
01:46

Talking with Darkside is the best.



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5th
02:40

A word to the wise



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22:30

Because it made me laugh out loud...

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9th
02:11

(no subject)



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10th
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12th
00:51

Helpdesk software continues terrible.



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14th
01:02

Empowered to escape embarrassing situations with pink fluffy handcuffs!

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15th
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I think so, Brain, but I'm not sure the bakery would want to sign the NDA...



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16th
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17th
00:56

A sex dream might have been less embarrassing.

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01:48

Laundry!

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19th
00:21

Say it with pastry

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02:29

Snippets, written over the course of Sunday-Tuesday

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20th
01:24

... caked with the residue of many milks, not all cow.



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21st
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22nd
00:49

Circle of Fire nattering

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23rd
00:32

Clearly I need a mojito hat.

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24th
01:24

Saturday snippets

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03:12

alas, date

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13:10

The inside of my head is a very, very strange place.

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"And then you get a face full of bee dick." #nsfw #bees

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29th
02:48

The Eye of the Bee-Holder

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