In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:
Thursday, 0034: Dark hershey's kisses. RT: @gameboyguy13: Schadenfreude pie made, and my god [@scalzi] wasn't kidding about "very small pieces". Jesus.
Thursday, 0035: @tiferet93 Hooray! (Single purpose device you may want to consider: breadmaker.)
Thursday, 0041: @CaptianRobert I try to go for the original; it's their words, the others are just middlemen. Maybe the one who brought it to my attention.