Sep. 11th, 2011
(repost from
techsupport: http://techsupport.livejournal.com/2063144.html)
I worked for about a year and a half as tech support at a little domains'n'more shop in the Phoenix area, before I up and moved to California. After moving, I went back through all my journal entries and came up with a list of rules.
Things Azz (or Azz's co-workers) Shouldn't Do in the Workplace:
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I worked for about a year and a half as tech support at a little domains'n'more shop in the Phoenix area, before I up and moved to California. After moving, I went back through all my journal entries and came up with a list of rules.
Things Azz (or Azz's co-workers) Shouldn't Do in the Workplace:
- Must not knock over computers in the training room, even if they are just where a stray foot can push them over.
- "A great big truck" should never be included in any description of how the internet works.
- When specifically excluding "a great big truck" from discussions of how the internet works, should wait until instructor's mouth is no longer full of coffee.
- Must sign out for breaks with something at least resembling her legal name.
- Must not claim the last name of "Lunatic" when calling Tier 2, because they will take me seriously and get mad when they don't find me on the list.
- May not throw beachballs at the heads of teammates anymore.
- May not throw beachballs over the heads of teammates anymore.
- May no longer violate the airspace of the nearby Quality Assurance cubes with:
- beachballs
- frisbees
- frisbees-missing-their-centers
- hackey-sacks
- Nerf footballs
- Nerf baseballs
- ...anything, really
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